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Rocky and raccoons
Before we even started our hike, we found a treasure: a trailhead bathroom that was open! Our treasure stank so loud that it could blow...
Jun 3, 20202 min read


My own private outside
Hi, Friends! How have you been? I’ve missed you. Mom hasn’t let me write because she said that lately playing outside is something that...
May 27, 20202 min read


Salt Lake City
Mom had picked today’s trail in Salt Lake Oh-My-God-No-Not-A-City!-Crap!-We’re-All-Gonna-Die!* months ago, long before the world was...
Apr 9, 20201 min read


Wyoming? More like Whine-yoming
After so much white dirt in South Dakota, Mom took a second look at the trails we planned for our way home. “That trail between the Grand...
Apr 8, 20201 min read


Peek-a-👻
The story of my sixth birthday started when I was still 5 for another day and we were driving down the 55 mile dirt torture-road, getting...
Mar 19, 20202 min read


Doomed
Before Mom and I leave the left of the world, we had one adventure planned. You see, I like dooms, which is what happens when sand piles...
Mar 8, 20202 min read


Oscar the cheerleader
I went to a race today not to win, but to cheer. Cheering is a very important job and I didn’t want to be late, so I woke up before the...
Feb 29, 20206 min read


Snakeboarders
This was a very busy week for me at the office so I was pooped-with-a-capital-P. I was so pooped that I slept in until sunrise yesterday...
Feb 8, 20202 min read


Hashtag Throwback Thursday
Oscar the Spectator Jan 3, 2020 This morning I did my regular before-work run on My Trail. My Trail runs for 4 miles along the ocean, up...
Feb 5, 202026 min read


The Pounding Fathers
Mom is “saving up” for a big adventure, so we’ve been exploring close to home on the weekends. This morning we went to a place called Mt....
Jan 26, 20201 min read


Pie Piper
When we were rookies Mom and I used to pay to sleep in campgrounds, but now that we’re experienced travelers we try to sleep at the...
Jan 20, 20201 min read


Slumberjack
One of the great things about Mom is that she likes to take me on dudely adventures like hiking, and camping, and half-preparing for...
Jan 19, 20201 min read


Scattering cows and chasing goats
Since I don’t have my driver’s license yet, I never know where we’re going to run when Mom and I get in the car. So imagine my excitement...
Jan 12, 20201 min read


But officer…
The air was staticky for the fourth night in a row, but this time Mom and I had decided to stay in town. So for the first time on our...
Jan 5, 20205 min read


The Weather Jinx brings a white Christmas
Now I understand why you wouldn’t like white dirt if you’re the Weather Jinx. When Mom and I left the Valley (not) of Fire, The Covered...
Jan 2, 20201 min read


Lessons from the Muppets and David Bowie in stretch pants
I was having lunch with my coworkers, patiently pushing their elbows to see if it would make them drop something, when I heard Mom bark,...
Nov 26, 20191 min read


Mystery of the falling bread truck and baby goats
The Covered Wagon had been parked for so long that Mom was surprised that we hadn’t gotten any mean notes from the coppers about not...
Nov 6, 20194 min read


Second first marathong
After work on Friday, Mom, Dr. Remy’s Dad, another collie and I left work together. “Oh great! A night out with my Friends! I can’t...
Oct 22, 20194 min read


The worst walk
Mom said that I should warn you that this story is upsetting, and that some people might find it disturbing. If you are sensitive to...
Oct 2, 20198 min read


The West: One Dog’s Journey of Discovery and Adventure
Once upon a time I started telling stories about my runs because I thought that humans worried too much and made things more complicated...
Sep 28, 20193 min read
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