Read Ahead

Mom doesn't only follow me around so she can look at my handsome booty all the time. The eye candy is just a perk of being my sidekick. Wherever we go, I make Friends immediately. When my new Friends finally tear their eyes away from my handsome face, there's Mom, ready for anyone who wants to talk about what a handsome boy I am. 

So even though I need no introduction, I asked Mom to introduce my story by writing the furword to my book. She said it might help people get comfortable with the idea of spending the next several hunerd pages talking to a dog. I think maybe also it made her feel special. Here's what she wrote.

Learn new words, and new uses for words you thought you knew.

We cut this chapter from the book, but it was much too fun not to share with my Friends.