Available October 4!
Meet me, Oscar, the most brilliant, hilarious, and devastatingly handsome dog ever, or that's what my reflection says. Prepare yourself for the most important book you'll ever read. It's about me, Oscar, the absolute peak of canine perfection. Imagine combining the wit of a stand-up comedian, the intelligence of a rocket scientist, and the devastating good looks of a supermodel. Now add fur, a stump of a tail with half the length and twice the wiggle, eyes you could lose yourself in, and dog breath. That’s me.
In this life-changing masterpiece, I take you on a whirlwind tour of my greatness. From the way I heroically bark at cows to my deep, world-altering philosophical thoughts on human behavior, you’ll come to understand that I am, in fact, the center of the universe. My human, Mom, is lucky to bask in my glow daily, and you, dear reader, are lucky to now share in my wisdom.
So crack open this book and get ready for awe, inspiration, and laughter—because you're about to experience the mind of the most incredible dog to ever walk the Earth. Trust me, you’ll never be the same again. I'll update this description with more about what it'll be like to spend a whole book with me soon. But you don't really need to know what the book is about, because you already know the best part: It's about me!
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