Dec 15, 20162 minEarlyThis morning Mom got up SO EARLY. Like SO EARLY. At 2:30 she was up staring at her stupid phone, and I followed her out to the living...
Dec 4, 20162 minOn guardI’m a conscientious, responsible dog. That’s why I’ve been staying up all night to protect the house from intruders. Never mind that Mom...
Dec 4, 20163 minIntruder!Today’s run report starts late last night, when we were all snoozing in our beds… Suddenly I heard the dog door make a noise. Since the...
Dec 4, 20163 minDogs not gunsI’m sorry if Mom and I haven’t been interacting with most of your Facebook posts. Mom has been on a Facebook fast because people keep...