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Early
This morning Mom got up SO EARLY. Like SO EARLY. At 2:30 she was up staring at her stupid phone, and I followed her out to the living...
Dec 15, 20162 min read


On guard
I’m a conscientious, responsible dog. That’s why I’ve been staying up all night to protect the house from intruders. Never mind that Mom...
Dec 4, 20162 min read


Intruder!
Today’s run report starts late last night, when we were all snoozing in our beds… Suddenly I heard the dog door make a noise. Since the...
Dec 4, 20163 min read


Dogs not guns
I’m sorry if Mom and I haven’t been interacting with most of your Facebook posts. Mom has been on a Facebook fast because people keep...
Dec 4, 20163 min read
Attacked!
Today Mom and I were headed out for a short run when we ran by the dog park I used to go to before I found out I’m an a-hole. Mom saw...
Dec 4, 20161 min read
Monster!
Scariest day ever. This morning Mom was trying to run the ants out of my pants and the bees out of my bonnet, and all was going great...
Dec 4, 20161 min read


Family
These push-ups have been making me think about love and family. Mom loves me so much, and I love her back almost as much as I love...
Dec 3, 20162 min read


Public service announcement
Before NotMom forgot to put our beds back on the floor after working out, before Mom left for work and came home 12 hours later all...
Dec 3, 20162 min read


Bikes!
I take back everything I ever said about bikes! After the whole family was trapped at home for nearly the entire weekend waiting for the...
Dec 3, 20162 min read


Stranger danger
Since it’s been light in the mornings, I haven’t been nearly as scared of strangers on My Trail, but every once in awhile someone comes...
Dec 3, 20162 min read


Here there be monsters
Oh. Em. Gee, you guys! I need to warn you about Thursdays. Thursdays are the days that the loud rolling things come out to stand sentry...
Dec 2, 20162 min read


The worst guard dog
This morning Mom and I were on My Trail, and for the first time ever we came across some unauthorized users. Some of you have suggested...
Dec 1, 20162 min read


The scariest thing
Today I got to run in the Wetlands that Smell Like a Fart in the daylight. That means I got to see (and not just smell) the squawking...
Dec 1, 20162 min read
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