Today Mom and I were headed out for a short run when we ran by the dog park I used to go to before I found out I’m an a-hole. Mom saw...

Scariest day ever. This morning Mom was trying to run the ants out of my pants and the bees out of my bonnet, and all was going great...

We didn’t have much time for the push-ups today, but we got ’em in! Mom invited my sister along and she ruined EVERYTHING! Not only did...

Julia Cook Arnettwho is scared that she might have to live without Oreo. Luckily, I’m going to be a puppy forever, so Mom doesn’t have to...

Before NotMom forgot to put our beds back on the floor after working out, before Mom left for work and came home 12 hours later all...

Since it’s been light in the mornings, I haven’t been nearly as scared of strangers on My Trail, but every once in awhile someone comes...

Today for St. My Mom’s an Asshole Day Mom and I wore purple. St. My Mom’s an Asshole Day is observed every year the day after National...

Mom took us on a road trip last weekend so she could run without me. Her run was horrible, and then she took away my computer with her on...

Freedom! Finally the rain has stopped, and Mom and I got to do a real run this morning. It was full of exciting and mysterious creatures…...