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Jealousy
Some people just can’t be trusted. That’s what Mom told Bodie anyway when she made her wear the harness with the front clip. I thought...
Jan 25, 20184 min read


Goal setting
Today Mom and I showed Bodie about hiking. “It’s real slow,” I warned her. “But you get to stop and smell more stuff, so it’s fun in a...
Jan 21, 20183 min read


Meet Oscar the Life Coach
It’s the end of the year, and rather than Mom and me practicing our medal poses, Mom is observing our underachievement by being even more...
Dec 31, 20174 min read


Victory is mine!
I did it! After all these years, I finally got the upside-down TV man! God, I hate that guy! I hate how he hides in his hood like that. I...
Dec 21, 20172 min read


Bitches are so complicated
Mom was gone for awhile and Bodie and I went to sleepover camp, and when Mom got home it was HOT! When it’s hot, my bones melt a bit and...
Dec 19, 20172 min read


How to win at navigation
I don’t usually post about my routine weekday patrols of My Trail. It’s because usually we go left, or we go right, and nothing changes...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Haunted Highway
See the video here Oh boy! Today’s adventure took place on a trail that could have been a movie set… of the movie was about visiting...
Dec 19, 20172 min read


Summer camp
I’m back! Every summer Mom takes a few weeks off of her stenographer duties to use that time to watch a bunch of bikes with people on...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Thoughts about Bailey
Mom and I have just been so devastated since we got the news that our friend Bailey passed away. Today on our run we spent most of the...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Exploring!
Bodie came over again yesterday. We ran some laps around the house together so she could do her inspection of the house, and all was as...
Dec 19, 20171 min read


Activism for change
Last week Mom started acting real strange. She would run out of bed in the middle of the night to shout sea lion mating calls into the...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Progress… even for the lame
This morning Mom and I only had to run 13 miles for our “long run.” It was so easy, for both me and for Mom. When I first started...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


When I disappeared
Last year things started disappearing from my house, and then one day Notmom and my sister disappeared and didn’t come back. A couple of...
Dec 19, 20172 min read


16.75 miles is the answer
Mom said it’s time to get an exterminator for the ants in our pants. I say it’s about time she get back to marathong training. So this...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Coaching: continuing education
Bodie is back at my house, so I have to teach her how to be a marathong coach. For the long run we went back to the Wetlands that Smell...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Seeing eye people
This was supposed to be posted last week, but I don’t think my Chief of Staff is very committed to her job right now, because she hasn’t...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Intro to marathongs
Mom has given me a new job. I have to train her for a marathong. The word “marathong” comes from the Greek root “mara” meaning really,...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


Doggie burnout
Do you ever get sick of your routine and less motivated to do the things that used to be fun? My morning patrols of My Trail are always...
Dec 19, 20173 min read


The 2 types of runners
There are 2 types of runners in this world: 1) “Ugh! That was awful! Need food now!” 2) “That was awesome! I love the runner’s high!...
Dec 19, 20171 min read
Reunited!
See the video of our run here. Mom gave me the BEST surprise the other night. When it was almost bed time, a car pulled in to My...
Dec 19, 20172 min read
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