Your avocados or your life (free)
“You don’t know where they’ve been,” he said judgily, like Mom was irresponsible for not caring enough to check what her avocados were up to
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Sep 2516 min
Oscar puts the “poo”in “shampoo” (free)
“No, Mom!” I said with a subtle pull on the leash. “It’s a trap! He’s trying to dognap you!”
Sep 257 min
Tick talk (free)
She didn't even bother to unlock the mailman van before she descended on me with a hunerd pinching fingers.
Sep 1810 min
Zodisack (free)
"You're not even paying attention to who might be sneaking up on you!” I checked out all the windows, then I checked them again.
Sep 58 min
Winnemuc This
“The part where you don’t know how it’s going to end is the funnest part of any story,” I agreed.
Aug 299 min
Winnemucca, Winnemucca, Winnemucca!
The real reason we were in the Outback of Nevada was because we wanted to say Winnemucca. Try it: Winnemucca, Winnemucca, Winnemucca
Aug 149 min
First Dog (free)
"Oh brother," she said from behind me in a voice like an eye roll. My collar dug into my throat as she reeled me in a little closer.
Aug 79 min
Second Dog (free)
"Mom! No! How could you? I'm a celebrity. It'll be all over TMZ! And my fans will never recognize me with that on."
Jul 3111 min
Spaghetti monsters (free)
The crowd went silent as everyone held their breath. The only noise on the farm was the chicka-chicka-chick of maracas. The squiggle snarled
Jul 2412 min